You need to seriously lighten up or you’ll end up having a heart attack. I’ll take you for a pint after this. In six hundred fucking phone calls’ time.


One-act social realist drama set in a call centre in Glasgow. Two colleagues, from very different social worlds, struggle through the day, one call at a time.

Performed at the Ayr Gaiety, 16-18 May 2024.

Writer – Margaret Callaghan

Director – David Hewitson

Jamie – James Keenan

Liam – Chalkie Whyte

Lighting and sound designer – Karen Barclay

Photography – Tom Brogan

Company – Short Attention Span Theatre